*Survey done with 73 housewives in Durham.


Why he became funny:
Escapism from domestic abuse.
Weaknesses:
Neatness.
Special Powers:
The Timebomb Slag: Lulls you into a false sense of security, insults you, the insult only becomes apparent after it’s too late.


Why he became funny:
Only way he could get women to talk to him.
Weaknesses:
Breaks things.
Special Powers:
Total honesty and comfort in his weaknesses.


Why he became funny:
Developed it as a defence mechanism for defence against bullies.
Weaknesses:
NONE! (modesty).
Special Powers:
Modesty.
Funniest In the Group?
- Arms.
Although he lacks comic timing of any sort, his clumsiness will always be mis-construed for brilliant physical humour, however unintentional. - Foil.
Master of the straight man, Foil’s exasperated reactions to ‘Crazy’ situations have always been fodder for laughs. In at #2 because his insecurity about his orthopaedic shoe effects his comic delivery. - Hog
Tries too hard




